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Acronym for Thrown Out On The Basepaths Like A Nincompoop.

Baseball statistic invented for Ryan Theriot of the Chicago Cubs, for his penchant for ill-advised steal attempts and general lack of skill running bases.
Theriot's current TOOTBLAN number is 19.
TOOTBLAN by LesterB October 16, 2008
Related Words
TO4TB toftb totb TB4TB Toatboat TOMTB Tootball tootbeat TOOTBLAN Tootbllan

Toatboat 

A catchy phrase for saying "totallyz"
"lol ya , toatboatz"
Toatboat by friedrichlolololol November 17, 2011
Stands for: Tits Out For The Boys
A chant said by males for the amusement or an expression of fondness to the female breasts.
A group of Males chanting: 'TOFTB I SAID TOFTB, SAY WHAT?!'
toftb by stephoe April 25, 2009
Think outside the box is to think differently, unconventionally or from a new perspective. Smart, novel or creative thinking.
I have heard your ideas and now I need you to TOTB.
TOTB by Corporate Dude April 15, 2010

Tortball 

Noun. Meaning of creepy or sketchy nature. Usually describes gross stalkers who remind you of the ninja turtles.
Ralph is a tortball.
Tortball by nINjAtUrTle505 December 30, 2008
the oposite of dirtbag, as another word (cleanbag). A tortbag defines a person who who is very clean and pleasant. Living a tortbag lifestyle is when the person is committed to living to the point of employment and other very clean and pleasant norms.
Cause I’m just an adult tortbag, honeyy. or, My friend is the biggest tortbag imaginable, she is so clean and pleasant smelling!
tortbag by tortbag.tort November 4, 2022