tortbag

the oposite of dirtbag, as another word (cleanbag). A tortbag defines a person who who is very clean and pleasant. Living a tortbag lifestyle is when the person is committed to living to the point of employment and other very clean and pleasant norms.

Cause I’m just an adult tortbag, honeyy. or, My friend is the biggest tortbag imaginable, she is so clean and pleasant smelling!

tortbag by tortbag.tort November 4, 2022

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Tortball

Noun. Meaning of creepy or sketchy nature. Usually describes gross stalkers who remind you of the ninja turtles.

Ralph is a tortball.

Tortball by nINjAtUrTle505 December 30, 2008

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tortbag • Tartbag • Tortball • Totbag

Tartbag

1. A stupid person 2. An annoying person 3. One who mishears what you say

No! You tartbag

Tartbag by xxThatGuyxx August 6, 2011

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Totbag

A small child or tot (usually from the age of 5-9 or anybody younger then you) who is acting extremely annoying at the time.

Older kid- Hey little dude whats up?
Tot- Oh nothing i just remember your fat and ugly and stupid
(Kid was just promoted to totbag status)

Totbag by LB Girl November 21, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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