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an acronym standing for "too old to bang". Refers to an older person that may be attractive but is in no way a milf/dilf.

Pronunciation: tot-bee.
Bro 1: Dude, did you see the cans on that cougar over there?
Bro 2: Yeah, but she looks old enough to be my mom.
Bro 1: totB?
Bro 2: totB.
totB by thelololagist July 7, 2011
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An acronym for Tuna On Toasted Bagel. One of the greatest meals of all-time. The warm and slightly toasted bagel combines with the tuna to create a savory explosion of awesomeness that is unmatched in the food domain. It has created a small cult of TOTBers. TOTB 4EVA
Emily and Steven enjoyed their TOTBs with every bite. They loved it so much that they kept making more TOTB until they died and went to TOTB heaven.
TOTB by I LOVE FOOD April 13, 2010
TOTB stands for Table On The Beach, but the table is gone, the beach is gone, and the lunchtime is gone; however, the friends are still here and together and that’s all that matters. People want to be us, so I hear. We came before BCOBC and TS(But we like them they're our ally's) but everyone else can kiss our asses, copy cats. We are always recruiting, so don’t be scared.
I am an original member of TOTB.
totb by Sarah222222222222 March 31, 2008

totblock 

Being cockblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a 'tot'.
1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!

2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!
A small child or tot (usually from the age of 5-9 or anybody younger then you) who is acting extremely annoying at the time.
Older kid- Hey little dude whats up?
Tot- Oh nothing i just remember your fat and ugly and stupid
(Kid was just promoted to totbag status)
Totbag by LB Girl November 21, 2009