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Statheist 

One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).
Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.
Statheist by Jopa16 October 11, 2013
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Let's go to Strathvegas and partay!

Strishies 

Another word for skid marks in ones underwear. (poo)
Bring an extra pair of underwear. That ride is so scary, it is likely that you will be cacking strishies in your pants.
Strishies by loverly1-234 December 23, 2010
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U aint gonna mess with stathis goes you know you will lose
Big and not straight dick penetrate through skin stathis
stathis by Killerwhale555 January 12, 2012
Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.
I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.
staties by ike August 15, 2004
A Hot, Sexy, Whole Hearted guy who is usually Greek.
OMG he's so hot he must be a Stathis
Stathis by Melody Medeiros November 3, 2016