Stratham 

A boss town In new hampshire. Known for being awesome. We have a motherfucking hill WITH A PLAYGROUND. DO YOU? NO.

Dude 1: Ima go party this weekend
Dude 2: Sick, where?
Dude 3: In your mom, heheh
Dude 1: Stratham
Dude 2: Nice. Shits gonna go down.

Stratham by God of thunder rain November 28, 2011

Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers 

Someone who likes to be crapped on for sexual pleasure. Phrase emerged in underground coprophilic subculture in Germany where the football shirts of a small team in England were worn to signify an individual's desire to receive.

That guy is pretty kinky, he's Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers if you know what I mean.

Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers by wetbadger89 April 6, 2021

streatham 

A town in the borough of Lambeth, South London. A humming metropolis if crack cocaine or sniffing glue takes your fancy, a dreary dead end town if you are not. If you see a hot woman in Streatham, DO approach her. She is almost certainly lost.

"Do you live in Streatham?"
"Yes"
"Are you a crackhead?"
"No"
"Tough shit man"

streatham by Kid Raf September 9, 2005

Stathamesque 

When you do something completely bad-ass it defies the laws of physics and will cause peoples minds to explode and their eyes to melt. Comes from the name Jason Statham a British action movie star who's as hardcore in real life as the characters in his movies.

Guy #1: Dude! Jumping off that bridge while stabbing that ninja, and then saving that baby from those rabid lions by beating them with your bare hands was so bad-ass I lost control of my bowels.

Guy #2: Yea it was one Stathamesque style move wasn't It?

Stathamesque by BINDSOR January 21, 2011

Stathamed

To get beaten violently and unrelentlessly.

A guy got Stathamed when a second man broke his car window, punched him in the face and handcuffed him to the steering wheel.

Stathamed by Johnny Kaos April 16, 2009

Jason Statham 

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

Jason Statham by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

dylan statham and william hadaddin 

Dyl and Will are the best people ever. They have a YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl” together. They are very genuine and their content is amazing.

Go subscribe to Dylan Statham and William Hadaddin’s YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl”

dylan statham and william hadaddin by languehadaddin November 27, 2020