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Steamboated

The term for when you've consumed that much alcohol you think you can actually see Bob Marley in a hula skirt singing 'Baby it's cold outside'. The highest state of intoxication.
Jo: I went to a house party last night and necked a bottle of tequila. I was steamboated.
Bob: Good Times.
Jo: Yeah, til I thought my boyfriend was getting off with the wall and i battered it, and broke four fingers.
Bob: Bad times.
Steamboated by GlewbyDoo_x April 29, 2009

steamboated

"i cant believe i shagged that fat trout last night, i was fucking steamboated"
steamboated by supertad June 9, 2005

Steamboat Jackson

An incredibly fat doobie, rolled densely with medicinal cannabis. A steamboat Jackson burns slowly and evenly throughout.
Bro, this steamboat jackson is gettin me roasted.

steamboat annie

Defecating in someone's bathtub.
"Dude, I totally dropped a deuce in Jerry's tub."
"Nice! The old Steamboat Annie!"
steamboat annie by Ebin Randolph December 31, 2008

Steamboat hot 

Term describing a girl who holds the standing of "hot" merely because she lives in Steamboat Springs, Colorado where women are scarce in population creating an artificially inflated demand for them. In any other major metropolitan area said girl would only merit an average at best.
Yeah, I mean she's Steamboat hot, but I could do much better in Denver this weekend.
Steamboat hot by RevelAndDance March 4, 2011

polish steamboat 

When you put vodka in your anus and then fart it out, releasing the brew as a vapor
my partner polish steamboated my face; the vapor left me quite intoxicated, and smelled like rotting meat
polish steamboat by bigpoppajew April 20, 2015