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Stallinium 

Stallinium is a very powerful substance that all of the people born in Soviet Russia have since birth.It fuels Soviet citizens with fanatic nationalism and a extraordinary amount of strength and adrenaline.However,it can also be very very deadly.If any foreigner such as a german tries to drink,inject,or use any other method o getting the substance in his or her body, it can result in very devastating affect.This includes the victims brain slowly frying away for an hour with incredible and excruciating pain until he or she dies.Another is by cutting the patents body with a knife carving out portraits of the soviet leaders,most notably Stalin.In fact there is nor cure for it.
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Doctor:I'm sorry to have to say this.....
Mother:*whimpering/sobbing*WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM! PLEASE TELL ME!!!*crying intensifies*
Dad:Please, we need to know PLEASE!!!
Doctor:I'm afraid your son has a severe case of............Stallinium
*family starts crying and intinsifying their sorrow*
Stallinium by pudo433 July 25, 2016

Stalleism 

The act of worshiping Stallebred, he is a legendary memester from the legendary Bryn Celynnog school, he also live in Cae Fardre.
I deeply believe in Stalleism. It is a wonderful religion.
Stalleism by Stalleisgay October 11, 2018

Stallones 

Women's open toed shoes that are wrongly sized, causing the toes to hang over the front of the shoes (like Stallone in Cliffhanger).
Guy: "Damn girl, where you get those Stallones from?"
Girl: "Stallones? These are stilettos."
Guy: "Nah, those are Stallones."
Stallones by jabeans February 26, 2011

Stallones 

1. Women or Men who have exceptionally thick and stubby fingers, much like Sylvester Stallone.

2. Sausage Fingers
I can't use this small ass QWERTY keyboard with these damn Stallones.
Stallones by Beibasaurus-Rex November 17, 2010

Stallionism 

Ones likeness to a stallion. A dominant stud or adult hourse.
Loser: Why do you wear clothes from Express? You're so gay!
Cool Guy: You're just jealous of my stallionism.
Stallionism by Brian Henderson September 22, 2005