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Speedy Broomstick

When A Witch Does A HandStand On A BroomStick And It Zips Into The Next Galaxy Like That Car That Could Travel Through Time in Back To The Future
Damn That Son Of A Witch Flew Away On A Goddamn Speedy Broomstick!

speedy-byes

Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.
Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?

Girl 2: "What was what?"

Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"
speedy-byes by weezlhed January 18, 2010

Speedy Branch 

Your fastest friend
Branch you run so fast, your a speedy branch.
Speedy Branch by Branchsquad January 21, 2021

one speedy boi 

A man/woman that can run faster than the speed of light
He's fast. He is one speedy boi
one speedy boi by One speedy boi February 7, 2018

speedy blumpkin 

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.
I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

Speedy BJ 

Speedy Bj: The act of tazering a hoe to give faster head.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.

The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."

Give her a free perm.

Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.

Just tip her well.
Guy: Hey bro how was your friday?

Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!

Guy: How much did that cost?

Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
Speedy BJ by kamel_reds January 25, 2010