Soberiety 

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.

Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.

Soberiety by J-Bird Spice December 15, 2010

Sobriety Dysphoria 

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober

I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.

Sobriety Dysphoria by TheTallestPsychonaut June 28, 2021

Sobriety 

What you suffer from lack of alcohol. Symptoms are such things as remembering where you live, walking straight, being able to have a conversation without breaking down into fits of laughter, etc...

Dude, i haven't had a drink in three hours... i'm starting to get symptoms of sobriety

Sobriety by Neo-Generation November 6, 2003

Sobriety Test Fear-Fail 

The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.

Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...

Sobriety Test Fear-Fail by YAWA March 16, 2019

smobriety 

Quitting smoking cigarettes. Taken from sobriety.

Friend: Hey man, how about a smoke?
You: No thanks, I'm on the path to smobriety.

smobriety by revdev November 16, 2006

Sobriety Divide 

The real or imagined social/metaphysical distance between the intoxicated and the sober.

The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.

Sobriety Divide by ericmanoa September 4, 2013

Sobrietarian 

A person who does not condone or engage is frivolous activities involving drugs or alcohol.

Stoner 1: Dude all these sobrietarians are cramping our style.
Stoner 2: I know man, lets go to my car and take some B.T.s.

Sobrietarian by theown1 July 13, 2012