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Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
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Bobby Singer 

Bobby Singer is a sassy mofo from the television show Supernatural. He was in a wheelchair when he let the King of Hell use his body. He has kissed the King of Hell. He is known for saying 'Idjits' and 'Balls!'
Dean Winchester: We have to go and hunt the demon!
Bobby Singer: I'm already ahead of you, ya idjit!
Bobby Singer by SammyWinchester October 5, 2013

sniferific 

That gal is sniferific, I could eat her all night

Sniper's Delight 

Someone with a huge forehead - therefore making them a perfect target for a sniper.

See also: sniper's dream
"Nice shot, Max. That was over 3,000 meters!"
"Thank's bud. No big deal. It was easy, that target's huge melon was a real sniper's delight."

Sniper mask

SEXIEST MF EVER TO GRAZE THIS PLANET BRO GOSH DARN WOOO WE WERE BLESSED. ABSOLUTELY BLESSED.

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv