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Smalding 

Sliker is smalding
Smalding by lilchumpp July 27, 2019
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smodding 

The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.
Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.

Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)
smodding by Zamial March 26, 2017

Shadding 

The act of listening to Shadrach Kabango, better known as Shad or Shad K, an incredibly talented underground hip hop artist. To shad is to enjoy the beats, find meaning in the deep lyrics, nod ya head, repeat the lyrics with your friends, sing it as you walk to class, shower, etc.
I've been shadding for 2 weeks straight, I can't get enough!

I'm getting ready for Shad's West Coast tour by shadding constantly.
Shadding by Susie Qsie May 4, 2014

Smedding 

Smedding is an activity commonly practiced in much of Eastern Europe and also within the Estonian community in Colchester, England.

The practice itself has no known origin and invlolves the insertion of items (commonly a finger) into a male's anus whilst fellatio is being perfomed to enable the "smedee" to reach climax when it may not naturally happen.

The term Smedding was first coined by the erotic novelist Donatien Alphonse François de Sade (the Marquis De Sade) in his first novel Justine (Les Infortunes de la Vertu), first published in 1791.

The main character Justine is seen to be performing fellatio on another main character Mikael Smedkovic who asks the young maiden to insert an un-named root vegetable (commonly believed to be a carrot) into his anus to enable him to climax after consuming a large amount of Absinthe.
Last night I was that pissed I had to get my missus to 'Smed' me using her finger, just so I could cum!

I was having a pissed up wank last night and fell asleep as it was taking so long, I wish I had 'Smed' myself.

It only takes me a few minutes to cum while I am 'Smedding' myself.
Smedding by dildo benito September 28, 2009

smadging 

The process of making up definitions to words in order to freak out the undiscerning internet user.
Vic: Snorgling means WHAT?!?
Loki: Don't worry, man, pontifex is just smadging with you.
smadging by fuzzybabybunny January 14, 2009
eg.Look at that cunt sadding at that corner.
Sadding by Startex June 13, 2018