A term used to describe an excessively drunk, sloppy, and stupid
individual who is behaving in such a way that they resemble one who is mentally
handicapped in both actions and
facial expressions. (v.) To behave as a slutty drunk idiot.
Holyfuckinshitballs Dill is such a slopdonkey. I wish he would stop making that face and
stumbling around like he's wearing cheap
hooker heels.
She was a dumpah, but she was slopdonkeying
all night and she fell in the pool.