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n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.
man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!

man #2 - Really where's she from?

man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.

man #2 - Really?

man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.

man #2 - nice.
Sloozer by Bexxx June 2, 2004
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A less insulting version of the word Loser
Cya l8er sloozer!
Sloozer by evie :p May 9, 2022
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A combination of the words "suck" and "loose". Commonly used to talk down upon another.
John: I can't go to the club tonight because I have to study."

Chris: John, you are such a sloozer.
sloozer by scruffykid May 4, 2006
a classy way of saying slut
Talia is such a sloozey sometimes, she just can't control herself
sloozey by Talia Sherman June 12, 2007

sploozer 

A word coined by the famous Adam Carolla. (SPLOO-ZER) Noun

Combination of a Spazz and a Loser. Someone who stalks celebrities.
Security guard Andy took care of the SPLOOZERS lining up outside the KROQ radio station in hopes of meeting the hot female guest that was appearing on the show.
sploozer by BB January 26, 2004
A word used to discriminate against short light skin boys with curly hair.
"Hey look its the soozer!"

"Get that fucking soozer out of here!"
Soozer by evxnkndy June 21, 2021
Slooter is the most extreme form of a slut. Slooters can be found in clubs around the world or even in your local beaches. Slooters will do anything and everything to get in your pants. So beware of the slooters!
Man that girl was such a slooter at the club!
slooter by Jonathan Mcghee May 12, 2004