noun: Derived from the words "slow" and "past". An outadated and uptight ritual, routine or unappealing fashion that some women believe is worth the mental and physical energy for a better standard of living, but isn't, as it never contributes to anything in any useful way.
politically incorrect syn: gay
adj: slasty/
Royal Dalton figurines, sitting uncomfortably with legs crossed at the ankles and tucked to one side when wearing a skirt, pleated pants up at the waist, saying "chesterfield" when you can just say couch.
Mag: " Goodness, don't you think nursing in public is so unladylike"?
Julie: " Um, and don't you think you're being totally slasty"?
Vivien: " We should put on our lipsticks quickly before our husbands come back with the croissants".
After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.