midwest-is-the-best's definitions

ELI🇺🇸

Explain like I'm an American.

Used when you want someone to explain something considering all of the cultural context, linguistic differnces, and typical knowledge-gaps of an American.

François: The turn in in about a kilometer.
Bob: ELI🇺🇸

François: The turn in in about 0.62 miles.

by midwest-is-the-best June 7, 2021

slactor beam

The process by which someone pulls you into a Slack room or thread by referencing your username.

James: Rick slactor beam'd me into this esoteric thread about French orthography.

by midwest-is-the-best December 2, 2020