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The latest craze in female clothing. Half Skirt, Half Jumper.
Often worn with leggings, but the hot ones wear skumpers without them.
Skumper by Scotty Wazza November 15, 2007
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The best type of person. Someone who you can rely on. A baby that is the cutest baby ever. The most handsome baby. A real cutie pie.
That baby was a little skumper.
Skumper by Lizlalala March 13, 2024

stumper dump

Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me.

Jim: What do you mean?

Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump
stumper dump by binkel November 4, 2010

Slumper Party 

When a group of people are smoking, drinking, lounging and bumping music into the early morning.
"I'm tired as hell, that slumper party was no joke"!!
Slumper Party by GT1021 April 16, 2015

shoulder slumper 

The action of when a well hung black male drops his flacid and elongated penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting person.
Jamal Johnson gave little sheepish and meek blond Mindy a shoulder slumper so she could know his penis size. Mindy is a coal burner.
The person skimper who serves you and designates the portion size whether it be rice, beans, meat (mainly chicken), salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A worker at Chipotle Mexican Grill.
I am at the order line at Chipotle Mexican Grill ordering a buritto. I will have please a buritto with white rice, black beans, chicken, Wait!! you only put half a spoonful of chicken you big ol skimper. May I have a little more please. Extra money for that. Gosh dang skimper!! Hot salsa, cheese please again more skimping going on there and lettuce. Just got ripped off at Chipolte. Man!!! I'll be back tomorrow for more of the skimpers.
skimper by Dambrose November 9, 2011