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Skimmed the brim 

When you throw an item in Super Smash Bros and narrowly missed someone's head
I hucked a beam sword at him but skimmed the brim!
Skimmed the brim by Blakito October 3, 2016

Skimmed a lip 

The act of 'Skimming a Lip' is where you get very close to having intercourse with a women, but sadly don't get the chance. You might only get to 'skim a lip' of the vagina with your finger.
'So did you get any last night then? ' 'Nah, I only skimmed a lip'
Skimmed a lip by J-bobs2499 December 19, 2023

semi-skimmed homo 

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).
"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."

Semi-skimmed 

A Turkish man who is a mass producer and dealer, most notably known for his work in dodging tree branches in the streets of london.
ay ur semi-skimmed man
Semi-skimmed by ratman123123123 March 21, 2024

Bubby Skimmer 

A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway.

Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.
"Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!"
Bubby Skimmer by Rouseyboy November 15, 2006
when you buy a weed sack, and they dont give you the right amount of weed
that fucked skimped me i paid for a 20 and he gave me a 10 what a bitch
skimped by Anonymous May 14, 2003