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*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.
shovel by James hartleyyyyy November 14, 2007
This is a recent cockney rhyming slang word for Nick - which is in itself slang for police station or prison cell. ie SHOVEL and PICK (nick). A police officer might say "You're nicked" when arresting someone.
Where's Arthur ? He's in the shovel.
Shovel by clubcar November 27, 2009
noun
a person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of their spade shaped heads.
"shovels who think the world revolves around them and their not so pretty heads"
Omg she is such a shovel.
Did you see that girl, she is nothing but a shovel
Shovel by Lozzy McSavage April 18, 2017
The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.
Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.
shovel by Shard November 13, 2005
what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns
it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die
shovel by (D) own with globalism September 8, 2004
To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)
When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.
shovel by DJM February 25, 2004