Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

Shmoning by lewlou January 27, 2015

Shmorning

An alternative for morning with a person you care about or like, or just someone who makes you smile.

Good shmorning Abby today sure is great

Shmorning by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020

Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".

Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"

Shmooing by galactifish July 27, 2011

shmoingus zone 

A phrase used to describe a feeling of complete mental release while smoking marijuana. To throw one's social cautions to the wind, and act in a state that represents the most primitive desires of the mind. Zany, crazy, Kooky. Out of control, and feeling good about it.

blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted

Man, Eduardo went crazy after he smoked that blunt.

Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!

shmoingus zone by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

Shmorning

An alternative for morning when talking to a person you like or that makes you happy

Good shmorning, today sure is great.

Shmorning by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020

Simoning 

Comparing two or more things in a humerous manner

He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes

Simoning by Harvery Weinstein February 15, 2019

Shamoning 

is when you're having sex with a woman, as you're about to climax you scream "SHAMONE" and jump on your tip toes like Michael Jackson.

Dude: Yo! Last night me and Sarah were Shamoning!

Shamoning by Mister Yee September 23, 2020