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Scotched 

A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.
Don't drive while scotched.

Why go to a bar and drink when you can sit home and get scotched?
Scotched by The Colonel December 2, 2004

Scotched 

When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!
I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!
Scotched by Scotchtape123 June 3, 2020

scotched up

To drink a massive amount of scotch whisky. It usually results in your urine smelling like scotch the next day. In fact, you may even be able to nose hints of the aromas from the specific brand you drank.
scotched up by Scotch Drinker March 28, 2015

scotched up

To get in a sticky situation, in reference to Scotch brand of tape.
Yo, I can't go to Atlanta next weekend; I got scotched up with the feds.
scotched up by nsheezy April 20, 2009

Scotched-Earth 

To set blaze to the trail behind you. This can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb, depending on the user’s fluency in acculturated hibbity-jibbity.

A mondegreen of “scorched-earth”, this iteration is believed to have evolved from military sandbox video games where young or mentally handicap-able players adopted the term through oral traditions. The lexicalization of the term occurs when the player believes it lends them a manner of respect as a well-read strategist. This term has not been uniformly adopted unironically by any known subcultures, which indicates that the rare users of “scotched-earth” may be experiencing developmental delays which impair comprehension or social cues.
“I’m not a pacifist, but I’ve personally found longer-term benefits from not going Scotched-Earth.”
“This clip from 2 years ago debunks your entire narrative. You made it seem as though he went scotched earth on the idea.”
Scotched-Earth by RippaverseFan59 January 29, 2025

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.
O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.
Scorched Earth Bitch by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020