Scones
Scones by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020
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Verb meaning to go, leave, or escape promptly. Usually issued as a verbal command when either (1) there is a small timeframe available to perform the action, or (2) the speaker has an insatiable urge to perform the action.
Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.
Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.
Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.
Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.
College bro: "Dude! The bonfire starts in 30 minutes! Scones!"
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College kid 1: "Whoa, is that Dave Matthews?!"
College kid 2: "It is! Hes about to leave on his bicycle!"
College kid 1: "Shit we have to meet him! Scones before its too late!"
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Bro to bro: "Scones mah bones, bro!"
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Black guy in a hurry: "Oh shit da cops, scones! Help me wit dis plasma screen!"
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Asian kid trying to be cool: "Scones man!"
Bro who snowboards a lot: "Dude..."
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The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"
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College kid 1: "Whoa, is that Dave Matthews?!"
College kid 2: "It is! Hes about to leave on his bicycle!"
College kid 1: "Shit we have to meet him! Scones before its too late!"
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Bro to bro: "Scones mah bones, bro!"
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Black guy in a hurry: "Oh shit da cops, scones! Help me wit dis plasma screen!"
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Asian kid trying to be cool: "Scones man!"
Bro who snowboards a lot: "Dude..."
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The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"
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Scones by Evil Cankles December 2, 2010
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A shite male hairstyle favoured originally by English and European footballers in the 1970's and 80's (origin unknown), though the most classic examples can be found in the mid to late 1980's. Essentially the sytle comprises of a type of back permed (usually shortish) mullet. Only the back of the hair is permed and it is these curly parts that are referred to as 'The Scones'. The style maybe referred to solely as a back perm and the length of the scones themselves can vary.
Variations involved a top perm with a closer cropped back and sides, but to refer to these as 'Scones' would be technically incorrect. The word is a derivative of the Australian slang for head scone
Classic examples would cite Kevin Keegan and Chris Waddle but other European examples are available.
Variations involved a top perm with a closer cropped back and sides, but to refer to these as 'Scones' would be technically incorrect. The word is a derivative of the Australian slang for head scone
Classic examples would cite Kevin Keegan and Chris Waddle but other European examples are available.
scones by Dr A Bradshaw April 28, 2007
Scones
A group on Skype that includes people who are made of awesome. They discuss Harry Potter and videos on YouTube. They all love each other and want to be each other when they grow up. And... they're all famous.
Scones by J.K. Rowling May 4, 2008