Schmooftie

Someone who continually has their cranky pants on.
Basically the best definition is a moody person. Often used as a pet-name for said cranky-pants!

Sidenote: Occasionally used as a multipurpose word around children

"Whats up schmooftie"?!

"Any idea why michael is being such a schmooftie?!"

"I fell and hurt my schmooftie"

Schmooftie by krissy_ec February 3, 2010

Schmoopie Papoopie 

word to describe something that is cute, adorable, and overall makes you feel good in the inside. Often used sarcastically

a term often used on the web show the "Young Turks" by host Cenk Ugyur and Ana Kasparian.

Person 1- Hey Person 2, look over there, a fluffy bunny!
Person 2- schmoopie papoopie !!!!

Schmoopie Papoopie by KoolKarlen January 27, 2010

schmoopie 

1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.

2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as schmoopie. They are often unaware of the disgust of those around them.

Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.

schmoopie by Schwanz mit Ohren June 9, 2005

schmoopzie 

An endearing term of affection for somebody slightly unintelligent or somebody you feel sorry for. Also somebody always late because they're slow.

Girl: I'm going to be 6 hours late.. gotta comb my hair today.
Me: Awww ok schmoopzie.

schmoopzie by SmoogyDoogy May 20, 2016

Schmooie 

A term of endearment for a child or loved one.

Grandma loves you schmooie.

Schmooie by Natty1648 October 7, 2017

Schmoogie 

Another slang word for a homie, or someone from ones home town who has grown up there and never left. Typified by hanging around on the streets, a bit rebellious, never really held down a job and has little aspiration to move away from their home town.

Dave will never leave, he is full blown schmoogie for sure.

Schmoogie by Ayerie April 24, 2021

schmoopie 

A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.

"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"

schmoopie by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005