Schmeker 

Someone who makes a lot of money from underground type business (drugs, prostitution, rattling, loan-sharks etc...) and who doesn't pay taxes.

Schmeker is Nutu Camataru, Ion Clamparu, clanul Corduneanu, Vilifort, Pian, clanul Duduianu, etc...

Schmeker by Parmalat December 25, 2009

schmeker 

a really charming guy

The very studly dude was a total schmeker

schmeker by Adriana March 12, 2005

Schmëerskåhøven 

An evil dance craze from Pinky and the Brain that was the cause for the dumbing of America.

"Wave your hands in the air like you've won a big prize. Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes. Yeah, Schmëerskåhøven!"

Schmëerskåhøven by Anonymous September 30, 2003

schmekter 

Noun. The residue left on one's chest after having wiped away most of a dusseldorf or cleveland steamer.

I didn't fart. I just have a little bit of schmekter on my chest.

schmekter by ps3 in the b November 17, 2006

schmeerskahoven 

Originally used on the 90's TV show "Pinky and the Brain," in a three part episode where everyone would do a strange dance called the "schmeerskahoven."

Stick your finger in your belly,
Don't be afraid if it jiggles like jelly
Yeah, Schmeerskahoven!

schmeerskahoven by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004

schmekel

yiddish for dick. preferable a short thick one like justins.

syn: a stupid person

oh baby can I have some schmekel tonight?

schmekel by killbill bumble bee January 30, 2009

Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.

Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!

Schmeer-o-sphere by SuzyG October 20, 2008