Schluh 

A slang word that is teasing the way Californians speak. This word can be used in place of the word S***, Shut, F***, Cool, Loser, and Idiot. The word meaning is detemined by context clues.

I am the Schluh!

I think you should both Schluh up.

Go Schluh yourself!

That was so Schluh!

You guys are Schluhs.

Patrick: Omg, hi like, totallt fer sure, i mean like, whatever, cause duh, right!?!?
Jenna: Ur like, rude.
Patrick: Uh like, nooooo!! Duh in the Schluh, bruh!!!

Schluh by MuffinboyAndLilSis January 10, 2010

Schlube 

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun

1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube

Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

Schlundted 

The ability to drink a beer extremely fast, but without anyone noticing you taking a sip of it. As in, you have half of a beer left but your friends is empty, your friend Schlundted the beer.

Dude, you really Schlundted that beer!

Schlundted by JophisDrazin May 21, 2018

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

fat schlump 

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.

Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."

fat schlump by vicast115 January 23, 2019

schlunk 

1. To be shleep.

2. To pass out whilst amongst company

“Bro will is totally schlunk right now”

schlunk by Rotty Boot November 18, 2018

Schlubbatuchus 

A poorly dressed fat person.

Larry the Cable Guy shouldn't wear those ratty clothes; he's a schlubbatuchus.

Schlubbatuchus by Schlubbatuchus51 April 1, 2017