SLERKING 

(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.

While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.

SLERKING by lokopanocho December 3, 2010

Slerking 

The slow motion of Twerking

The club started playing slow jams so me and my girls had to start slerking

Slerking by dbreezy June 25, 2014

smerking 

Crying whilst Masturbating

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me

smerking by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013

slorking 

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

slorking by Kuuler September 26, 2004

slerping 

Somebody who comes and goes without doing much.
Telling ridiculous stories while being deadly serious.
Having a keen interest in Anime.

slerping your way around

slerping by Hazzardous June 13, 2011

Sleaking 

When a male inserts a slug into his urethra and works himself into a state of sexual ecstasy. He then proceeds to ejaculate the aforementioned slug into a sexual partners orifice in mutual climax

Bob has been sleaking with Ian again. Cue hospital

Sleaking by Slug lover January 23, 2014

Sherking 

The act of sitting around (normally at work) wasting time and not doing the duties you have been assigned. also could be used as a to Sherk = to do nothing when you should be working.

Hey, you been busy today?
Dude, i was sherking big time!

Im gonna sherk all day today!

Sherking by Kookye June 27, 2007