a gay faggot cunt who likes to brag, if you find one that is a gamer, it will tend to have a terrible mic, VERY gay ( would be an understatement if you said he was just gay ), annoying, some will like math
An exceptionally large and typically blonde creature that has a particular passion for the 'rear-splay'. Of 2 varieties, the better known is the 'lesser spotted Quainocerous'; this creature is known for being aggressive, high maintenance and possessing skills in magic, this includes several sightings of the 'sea-gul'. This includes turning a clasped handful of air into a handful of warm, sticky white substance and throwing it all over itself.
Rich - "Shit Batman, is that a lesser spotted Quainocerous?"
Batman - "Yikes! It must be.... Wait! Is that Jack?!"
Rich - "Be-Jesus! It is. Typical him, going for the 'rear-splay' in full public view."
Batman - "Yucky! The Quainocerous has just 'sea-gulled' again. Dutty biatch."
Quanonraip is one of the four founders/houses at Snogwarts, a Suethor's idea of Hogwarts of the Harry Potter realm. A Quanonraip Sue is when a Suthor takes a CANNON character and turns them into a Mary Sue by making them terribly OOC and getting rid of all of their flaws: Harry with gorgeously silky hair and no glasses, Hermione becomes
Ho!Mione, with straight "glossy chocolate" hair, "nice" Draco and "nice & sexy non-greasey" professor Snape.
Ho!Mione: Hello, my name isHermione Sapphire Moonbeam Granger! You can call me either 'Mione or Maya. You can forget that I'm a muggle because I'm actually a pureblood and I think Draco is teh sex and I'm, lyke, so hawt now!
Sorting Hat:Urgh - move over sexy!Snape, there's another Quanonraip!