Puppygaurd

1. A derogatory word for people in online pvp games who protect a single location in a large group when it doesn't need it. Puppygaurders are either afraid to die, or have no idea how to play. Puppygaurding usually leads to a loss.

I just got out of and AB where we outnumbered the alliance, but we had 8 people puppygaurding lumbermill while everyone else split up and got eaten alive.

Puppygaurd by meatwhistle June 9, 2010

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Puppyguarding

When the person who's "it" in freeze tag waits right by someone touching the base, so they can immediately be frozen when they quit touching it. The definition can be expanded to include someone in a position of power who bides his/her time to catch a 2nd person in a mistake, often for self-benefit (especially if the 2nd person is considered a nuisance).

Joe: I got banned from the messageboard because of a year-old post!

Ray: With your reputation, y'know the staff was puppyguarding you!

Puppyguarding by SGN March 13, 2009

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Puppygaurd • Puppyganda

Puppyganda

When a significant other forces pictures of adorable baby animals in front of you to attempt to convince you that you should also own said animal.

"Look at these adorable dogs! My mom just got a new puppy. -gasp- We should get a new dog!"
"Just stop with all the puppyganda, we have a dog, already.

Puppyganda by Linkamus November 26, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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