11 definitions by meatwhistle

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1.Person who is an expert on spiders.

2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"

"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."

"....fuck you, spider expert."
by meatwhistle June 25, 2007
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A theme park in southern california.

"Lets go to Knotts Berry Farm."
by Meatwhistle July 17, 2006
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The most addictive beverage ever made. It can only be purchased at Knotts Berry Farm with a meal or in concentrate form.
"What did you do today?"
"I went to Knotts and got some Berry Punch."
"You son of a bitch."
by Meatwhistle July 17, 2006
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The worlds largest and most successful halloween themed event. It takes place during the month of october at Knotts Berry Farm in Buena Park, California. While there you can expect to be startled but not touched by Costumed people brandishing metal noise makers called "shaker cans" and ghouls with knee pads zooming towards you at high speeds screaming "FISHY!!!"

While there be sure to drink Berry Punch

also see Knotts Scary Farm
"I went to Halloween Haunt last night and and shit myself. omg."
by Meatwhistle July 17, 2006
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See Halloween Haunt

The term used by locals to discribe the event. While There you can purchase Berry Punch.
Last night i went to Knotts Scary Farm and shit myself. OMFG
by Meatwhistle July 17, 2006
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On june 28th 1969, a large gay community in greenwich village in New York reacted to a police raid by rioting.

In New York at the time, it was illegal to kiss or hold hands with other people of the same gender. Police would regularly go undercover to entrap gay men and raid bars that knowingly served liqiuor to three or more homosexuals.

Eight officers entered the Stonewall Inn(bar) and began making arrests. The riot started with a Transvestite threw a bear bottle and a lesbian made attempts to escape. Meeting with resistance, the police retreated back into the bar and sealed themselves in. At one point the police opened the door and dragged a heterosexual who was passing by into the bar and beat him severely. Eventually the crowd grew to 2000 and the riots stretched over about a week.
Stonewall riot took place at the stone wall inn.
by Meatwhistle May 15, 2007
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A person who likes to frighten others and drink free soda. They use shaker cans and are not easily intimidated. They are never expected and have ninja-like reflexes.
"That monster came out of nowhere. he was all like grr and i was like oh shit."
by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006
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