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Preacher News 

A news, conveyed confidently by anyone without checking any facts, which is actually fake news.
Ankit said that Rowan Atkinson has died, but everyone knew that it was Preacher News.
Preacher News by Batsenpai November 3, 2020

Manic Street Preachers 

Welsh rock band formed in 1986. They were hugely succesful in the mid and late 90's. Their biggest anythem is argued to be the track A Design For Life which reached number 2 in the charts.

Other huge hits include:
Everything Must Go - 1995 - #5
If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next - 1998 - #1
You Stole The Sun From My Heart - 1999 - #5
The Love of Richard Nixon - 2004 - #2
Empty Souls - 2005 - #2
Manic Street Preachers friggen rock

Manic Street Preachers 

British band formed in the late 1980's. Band members includes:
- Nicky Wire (bass)
- James Dean Bradfield (vocals and guitars)
- Sean Moore (drums)
- Richey Edwards (former rhythm guitar)

In the beginning of 1990's, the manics was most known for and an incident where their guitarist Richey Edwards cut the phrase 4REAL into his arm after an argument with a journalist.

The band released three albums as a four-piece, before Richey Edwards vanished in early 1995. To this date, he hasn't been found.

In 1996 they released their fourth album, Everything Must Go, which were their first really successfull album.

The band is still making music. Their latest studio album, called Lifeblood, were released in 2004.
Manic Street Preachers is the only band in the world that really matters.

Preacher's Daughter Syndrome 

An affliction (usually affecting young females, though some US politicians have confirmed cases) that is the result of overprotective, usually Christian upbringing. Due to being taught that everything is sinful, upon reaching the age of puberty and learning of unwholesome activities for the first time, sufferers have no common sense on the issue. This results in sexual promiscuity, drug dependence, shallow personality, and other personality defects.

See also Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome.
"Sure, see graduated with honors, but she is afflicted by Preacher's Daughter Syndrome,"

Jessica Lovejoy - "Bart's Girlfriend", Season 6 of The Simpsons

Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher 

An Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher is someone who gives really shitty advice pretending to be jacked and the smartest human on Earth.
Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.
Example 1:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"

Preached 

When you disrobe in an office bathroom, and intentionally not lock the door so that an unsuspecting co-worker will walk in.
Dude, did you hear what happened to Brian? He went to use the bathroom, and Mike totally Preached him.
Preached by Bigapples1 April 13, 2018