Pork Salad 

n. Sexual intercourse with a Vegan.

My Vegan boyfriend's coming over tonight and he's bringing the Pork Salad.

Pork Salad by Miz Larreau March 29, 2009

Pork Salad 

When the male squirts at approximately 20-30mph. Then the female gets all sorts of meats and shoves them in between her cheeks (not the face). Then the meat and squirt combine to make the ultimate appetizer. The "Pork Salad"

girl(greg): "baby, im so hungry."

boy: "would u like Pork Salad?"

girl(greg): "yah sure, but you'll have to help me swallow all of it."

Pork Salad by Kieren **** January 28, 2009

Pork salad 

Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.

Dude I was at a party last night and I saw this guy making pork salad in the bathtub.

Pork salad by 000f August 23, 2021