Noobage 

A word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. The technical definition of a Noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.

Guy 1: "That guy is completely pathetic. I'd bet he lives in his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"

Noobage by Dr.Cabbage May 27, 2010

Noobage 

A gaming community based around discussions on the latest popular upcoming game titles on different platforms (PS/Xbox/PC/Switch).

Did you read about the latest game release on noobage?

Noobage by noobage February 12, 2020

Noobage 

Deprived from the word ownage and pwnage, noobage describes a person who tries to win at everything, but fails. (What less would you expect from a noob?)

Mike: Dude! I just beat these nerds at Halo 3!
Joe: Major Noobage!

Noobage by The_Hacker May 30, 2009

noobage 

noobication!!! beign pwnz0rd by n00bz0rz!

n00b4liz3r has nyphed ph44gg0t!!!
NOOBAGE!!!!

noobage by s4d L4ggz0rr November 13, 2003

Anal Noobage 

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.

Anal Noobage is a shameful act.

Anal Noobage by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006

Noobanese 

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

Noobanese by Dark6 September 11, 2005

noobageddon 

a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness

1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!

noobageddon by Arrow January 10, 2005