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nobelium uranium 

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
nobelium uranium by Foxzes February 26, 2018

UD Nobel Laureate 

A person who has achieved the highest worldwide recognition for an important contribution to culture or the sciences.
I was awakened early this morning by a phone call from Stockholm telling me that I had won the Nobel Prize for my UD work; however it quickly became apparent that I was not the UD Nobel Laureate and that I was only dreaming and so I can merely claim that I momentarily tasted the sweet recognition that of course I clearly do actually deserve for all of my UD contributions which incidentally have now totaled 900 as of today.
UD Nobel Laureate by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
Word used to say no.
A: Will you go with me to kill the raid boss?
B: Nopez!
nopez by Razjel November 20, 2007
Nobel_H is hella uggez and a roody patootie
Nobel_H killed me and now i'm sad
Nobel_H by Sneky Peky July 25, 2014

nobetome 

no body told me
Response by someone who screwed up
Don,
nobetome to delete spam
nobetome by amber January 15, 2005
A non-command usage of the word "no" typically used after defeat in a playful manner.
"They can't do that! Nooooeeez!"

"Noez! They're out of pie!"
noez by colonelquack September 5, 2008