No dick December 

Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years

Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.

No dick December by Bawston69 October 31, 2019

No Dick December 

It's where girls can't have no dick WHATSOEVER throughout the whole entire December, until 12:00 January 1st.

Lila - Girl, are you ready for No Dick December?
Jane - Hell yeah, but I don't know how I'll survive.

No Dick December by /\/\itsuki December 2, 2017

No dick December 

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

No dick December by Autism anus November 6, 2020

No Dick December 

What dudebros threaten women with if they participate in No Shave November, as if anyone wants his dick in the first place.

Woman: I am participating in No-Shave November to help raise awareness for prostate cancer.
Dudebro: Eww! How dare you do something that does not revolve around my penis! You better be prepared to participate in No Dick December!

No Dick December by InsanityxthexGit November 17, 2013

No Dick December 

This month is only for girls and girls only. No matter how tempting and horny you are, the dick is off limit. The rules are simple - you may not insert a penis vaginally, participate in anal or oral activities involving a penis. You may not touch a penis or a penis shaped toy.

"wow I really want to get dicked down today" "No you can't, it's No Dick December."

No Dick December by RwandaForEver November 11, 2020

No Dick December 

The event of No Dick December requires all participants to refrain from masturbating from December 1st until 12:01 AM January 1st.

*December 1st*
Anthony: Hey dude let's do no dick december
John: oh fo sho
Anthony: I gotta sleep over at your house over winter break though or I'll just wank it day and night

No Dick December by Mugga Mugson December 7, 2009

No Dick December 

Girls ain't get no dick during december so boys dont feel bad about no nut November.

Girl: I want dick
Girl 2: Oop its no dick december so thats a no no

No Dick December by Normal_AMS_Teen November 4, 2019