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Comprehensive school located in Blackrock, Co. Dublin, Ireland. Famous for excessive drug usage among its student body.
I don't drink, smoke or take drugs, LOL jk I go to Newpark.
Newpark by Shoodie June 2, 2010
A comprehensive school in blackrock which is know for being full of homos, drugs, pedo teachers and ppl with dyed hair.

Has a poor education system which is made up for by Mr.connel (🤤).

Roof is falling apart and the water taps r poisoned

Is a result of many scraps in the Rockies

Lowkey send help
St.Andrews teacher: Don't make me send u to Newpark
Newpark by IsMaithLiomCraic October 17, 2019
Newpark cunts stfu bunch of fools
a fucking awful school in blackrock dublin

that is known bullying, drugs, sex, people who dont know how to take a shower, awful teachers, the gays and furrys
person1" yeah i go to newpark"

person2" oh... uh are you okay?"

Newpark Comprehensive School 

Secondary school located in Blackrock, Co. Dublin, Ireland. It is world famous for it's snowboarding teams. In 2015, 69 students died when a flock of ostriches that escaped from Dublin Zoo stampeded through the building. The school is also known for its excessive use of drugs and it's bacon factory located in the sports centre.
"Hey John why are sucking Bill's dick? Are you gay or something?". "No I'm from Newpark Comprehensive School".

Newpark comprehensive 

A fucking awful school in blackrock dublin that is known for bullying, drugs, sex, awful teachers, people that dont know how to take a shower, gay people and furrys in conclusion dont send your kids here it is traumatizing
person1" yeah i go to newpark comprehensive"

person2" oh shit dont bite me"