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Neglex by Ur mom plays scrabble August 23, 2011
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Don't Neglect the Balls
Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.
A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.
DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.
A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.
DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.
Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"
Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")
Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"
Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"
Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")
Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"
Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"
Don't Neglect the Balls by PhailBot June 14, 2010
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pothole neglect
Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.
pothole neglect by jeff rose August 27, 2008
Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH)
Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.
My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.
Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) by NZH Prez May 25, 2011
Neglext
The act of not texting back when in the midst of a text exchange. Can be intentional or inadvertent.
neglectolator
Any baby-containing device marketed to the masses with the purpose of containing a human infant, usually in developmentally unnatural positions, for the convenience of adults. The amount of time spent in neglectolators restricts the human infant's ability to develop his or her motor skills, and interferes with the ability to develop concentration and the will. Examples of neglectolators include walkers, "exersaucers", jumpers, cribs, strollers, and high chairs. Also, a car seat is considered a neglectolator when it is used in any place besides an automobile.
New Mom #1: "Oh my god, that is the nicest $3000 crib ever! You are soooo lucky to have such generous in-laws!"
New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"
Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."
New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"
Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."
neglectolator by Drs. Heather and McNamara July 2, 2011
Bubble wrap neglect
lil jonny: dad what are you doing with the unpopped bubble wrap
Dad:why im throwing it away son.
lil jonny: but that is bubble wrap neglect
Dad:why im throwing it away son.
lil jonny: but that is bubble wrap neglect
Bubble wrap neglect by britnayy January 20, 2007