Narwall 

An adjective used to call people who rarely, or don't go outside at all, specifically, people who'd rather play video games or watch television than hang out with friends.

Person 1: Want to go to the mall?

Person 2: No, I'm obliterating noobs on Fortnite.

Person 1: Ugh, you're such a Narwall.

Narwall by Narwall#0909 August 18, 2018

Narwall 

The unicorn of the SEA!!!

Wow that's such a "narwall"

Narwall by Paxtinsucks June 14, 2018

Hitting The Narwall 

When intelligent people with quick wits have partook in too many recreational substances over too long of a period of time and the funny things they were saying at the beginning of tge party start to fall flat.

“I mean, I get it, after you had to explain it to me, in depth.” “I think you are hitting the Narwall man, take a nap, you look crazy.”

Hitting The Narwall by Iamwebster1307 December 11, 2021

Narwal 

The most amazing animal in life. It is like a whale and a unicorn had a child and then it drank some awesome (: Narwals are my favorite animal and in my opinion should be given a national day every year (September 25) These animals should be honored by everyone and given more recognition, because apperantly this is the first definition on UD.

Narwals are cooler than your mom.

Narwal by NarwalLover4Life April 20, 2011

Narwahl 

A mysterious nocturnal creature that is known to bacon during the dark hours.

Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.

Narwahl by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011

narwhalling 

Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.

Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.

dirty sanchez nasty narwhal rusty trombone blumpy jumpy

narwhalling by Donaldbain February 17, 2010

nawall 

A beautiful young girl that is always hyper, never sleeps and occasionally gets on your nerves. She's very full of love for the important people around her and always thinks of others before herself.

That nawall is just the most amazing thing ever, but i wish she'd go to sleep!

nawall by marayna June 18, 2011