Mr. Jones
A choir teacher who is similar to the Dulingo bird, always making sure you turn in your part check it weekly reflection.
Mr. Jones by SomeDude73737 April 14, 2019
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Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After
Mr. Jones by Modesto Max July 31, 2006
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Mr. Jones Triple
When a guy or girl has two dicks in their ass and then asks for a large, ribbed dildo to finish the night off.
Mr. Jones Triple by RVJ forever April 29, 2019
Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch
An act occurring during oral sex when one partner eats the other partner's asshole out while the partner receiving oral sex drops a deuce (shits) in the ass licker's mouth, usually in a surprising manner.
The one thing bad about my girlfriend is her strange fetish for performing oral sex on my rectum. So to catch her off guard, I gave her a fat Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch.
Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch by funnywordsgivemeboners1 January 5, 2011
mr jones
A character mentioned in a Bob Dylan song, no one knows who he is besides Bob Dylan himself. Evidence that no one but Dylan himself knows this can be found in the Counting Crows song "Mr. Jones" where the narrarator wants to be Bob Dylan to understand who this mysterious Mr Jones is.
Do you, Mr Jones
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones
mr jones by D A Freestyle December 9, 2008
Mr Jones
A pedophile who likes to hide kids in the basement and store their genitals
He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live
When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys
Mr Jones loves kiddies
He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live
When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys
Mr Jones loves kiddies
Girl 1 : That girl has been touched by mr Jones
Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary
Mr Jones : come here my kiddies
Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary
Mr Jones : come here my kiddies
Mr Jones by ELLIE CLAYY22 July 11, 2019
mr jones
that brown noise of a teacher that butt licks the head teacher and gets he's noise stuck in there ass hole hoping he'll get a pay raise. he looks like a retired chav and used to do crack in he's old days.
mr jones by grove lick my ass January 30, 2020