Mountain Piss

Mountain Lighting, the knock-off brand of Mountain Dew that tastes like horse piss. Often used in substitute of alcohol when playing beer pong because the effects are almost just as bad and because it's way cheaper.

-Wanna play some pong tonight?

-I'll get the mountain piss.

Mountain Piss by CreeperStash June 23, 2008

Rocky mountain piss water

Another name for Coors lite, the worst beer known to man.

I can't believe Dave only brought Rocky mountain piss water, this party is gonna suck.

Rocky mountain piss water by Charmander311 May 15, 2018

rocky mountain gopher piss 

A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.

"That stuff was in Tony's trunk for three weeks; I'm not drinking Rocky Mountain Gopher Piss."

rocky mountain gopher piss by Nick Estes February 13, 2006

rocky mountain goat piss 

Keystone Light or Coors Light beer.

I went to a FIJI party last night but all they had was rocky mountain goat piss, I was so pissed, at least give me some Bud!

rocky mountain goat piss by PhilZeller October 29, 2006

rocky mountain goat piss 

Noun.

The brand of beer known as Coors Light.

"No way I'm drinking that Rocky Mountain goat piss; pour me a Guinness."

rocky mountain goat piss by Frank Carter June 9, 2005

Rocky Mountain Goat Piss 

A colloquial term used in reference to the popular sports / soft drink "Mountain Dew".

While hung over in the rocky mountains after a blinder night you may find a need to "get on the goat piss" in retrospect of the previous nights heavy drinking session.

In drinking such green coloured salty flavoured beverages some may comment : "Hard night eh?..On the goat piss I see" in reference to the consumption of the Rocky Mountain Goat Piss.

One would acknowledge this comment with a nod and knowing smile.

Rocky Mountain Goat Piss by Dj_Teknotimm August 7, 2011

piss lord of shit mountain 

Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.

piss lord piss lord of shit mountain

piss lord of shit mountain by The Piss Lord Of Shit Mountain February 6, 2014