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MONSTERBURG 

MONSTERBURG: Dave Monsterburg, that is. Award Winning, Celebrity Facebook Comedian Phenom. His posts are non-stop fun, his friends are outrageous. He’s been copied, but never been topped. The humor flows like a river of diarrhea in an old folk’s home. Nothing about the Monsterburg page will ever be “normal”, what is normal anyway? Guaranteed to twist your mind and warp your values; it’s like travelling through the “Comedic Twilight Zone”. Mind distorting humor is there for all to participate and appreciate. The sarcastic brand of humor is not for the feeble minded, weak hearted, or those prone to sharting; nothing is off limits to be made fun of, and nothing will be off limits. The non apologetic comedy is what makes it the best page on Facebook there is. Dave Monsterburg and his lively bunch of cohorts with their “Off” brand of humor will make you pee your pants from laughter.
Can someone call my therapist, I'm addicted to the Monsterburg and can't sign off Facebook.

MOM....Dave Monsterburg made me pee my pants again!
MONSTERBURG by P@ .....bwhahahaha!! November 21, 2009

Monsterburg Manor 

The house of Dave Monsterburg, where he conducts his strange experiments in social networking, side splitting comedy and others thing that the loyal followers love everyday, the manor is the coolest place to live this side of Disneyland
all sorts of craziness daliy at the Monsterburg Manor
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Monsterburg Manor by doyac January 21, 2011

monst3rbunni

A super swaggy and cool and attractive and funny and smart and strong and stylish and lgbtq person
That person over there is soooo monst3rbunni like, they’re super cool.

the_monsterunder_the_bed 

someone is is very cool and funny, they are liked by lots of people.
you should follow the_monsterunder_the_bed!

i.like_monstermunch

An icon called Mia, who really likes boobs. She is really cool smart and pretty. @i.like_monstermunch birthday is October 14 (she is a Libra). @ i.like_monstermunch currently has a following of 14.4k
OMG DID YOU SEE @ i.like_monstermunch NEW VID SHE IS SO COOL.

monsterbutt 

(noun) The true evil among butts!

Comes in mostly darker shades with loose, mushy skin and has a foul smell reminiscent of flatulence and a freshly decayed corpse.
I pounded her monsterbutt with my 9 inch nail until we could hear the birds sing in the morning.
monsterbutt by Quakeulf January 13, 2006