MONSTERBURG 

MONSTERBURG: Dave Monsterburg, that is. Award Winning, Celebrity Facebook Comedian Phenom. His posts are non-stop fun, his friends are outrageous. He’s been copied, but never been topped. The humor flows like a river of diarrhea in an old folk’s home. Nothing about the Monsterburg page will ever be “normal”, what is normal anyway? Guaranteed to twist your mind and warp your values; it’s like travelling through the “Comedic Twilight Zone”. Mind distorting humor is there for all to participate and appreciate. The sarcastic brand of humor is not for the feeble minded, weak hearted, or those prone to sharting; nothing is off limits to be made fun of, and nothing will be off limits. The non apologetic comedy is what makes it the best page on Facebook there is. Dave Monsterburg and his lively bunch of cohorts with their “Off” brand of humor will make you pee your pants from laughter.

Can someone call my therapist, I'm addicted to the Monsterburg and can't sign off Facebook.

MOM....Dave Monsterburg made me pee my pants again!

MONSTERBURG by P@ .....bwhahahaha!! November 21, 2009

Monsterburg Manor 

The house of Dave Monsterburg, where he conducts his strange experiments in social networking, side splitting comedy and others thing that the loyal followers love everyday, the manor is the coolest place to live this side of Disneyland

all sorts of craziness daliy at the Monsterburg Manor
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Monsterburg Manor by doyac January 21, 2011

Monsterbarb 

Also written as ‘Monster-Barb’, one who considers themselves a fanatic of Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj.

The word is a portmanteau of the words ‘Monster’, a fan of Lady Gaga, and ‘Barb/Barbie’, a fan of Minaj.

Person 1: Omg I love Nicki Minaj, absolute queen of rap.

Person 2: Purrr.... waiting on the GagaMinaj collab... paws up bestie I’m such a Monsterbarb.

Monsterbarb by R2GG406 February 23, 2021

monsterbutt 

(noun) The true evil among butts!

Comes in mostly darker shades with loose, mushy skin and has a foul smell reminiscent of flatulence and a freshly decayed corpse.

I pounded her monsterbutt with my 9 inch nail until we could hear the birds sing in the morning.

monsterbutt by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

Mosterberged

(also, Re-Mosterberged)
adj.
A recorded song or piece of music that was either mastered, or remastered, by a particular woman named Maggie (whose last name cannot be divulged here, as it appears to be against the rules, although she is only an acquaintance of the person creating this entry).

Hot damn! That's a cool song, but now that it's been Mosterberged, it is beyond coolness, it is fucking BRILLIANT!

Mosterberged by slumbering November 3, 2007

monsterbunny 

A monster bunny is a psychopath ho plays sweet and innocent.
Monster bunnies tend too be very manipulative.

"Aww he is so sweet "
"You know he's a monsterbunny right?"

monsterbunny by Black eyed panda March 24, 2017

Masterburger 

After a night of sincere drunkenness when you need a burger and masturbation immediately. Especially when you ate so much burger you are too far into the food coma and must masturbate on your back.

(Slurring & talking about my ex boyfriend) “I have to get a masterburger rn, I’m horny and hungry as hell”

Masterburger by MothGF December 18, 2018