Mighty Joe Young

The act in which a male ejaculates in and onto a woman's anus, then proceeds to shave his pubic hair and place on the anus, resembling the ass of Mighty Joe Young.

Person 1: "Why are your pubes shaved man?"

Person 2: "I gave a chick a Mighty Joe Young."

Mighty Joe Young by CrackerJack June 19, 2006

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The Mighty Joe Young

The act of fucking a girl doggy style, shitting in your hand and slapping the bitches back with the shit. You may also fuck her anally and use the bitch's shit to preform this maneuver.

Another version of this act can also be preformed while making loud monkey noises which will only make the Mighty Joe Young better.

Dam bitch!!! I pulled The Mighty Joe Young on your ass!!

The Mighty Joe Young by Paul Keith March 2, 2007

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A Mighty Joe Young

A strong coffee (2x teaspoons of coffee, and as much sugar as you need) that would Assemble among the Avengers when defending the Earth from incoming threats that endanger our survival.

Chet:"That was a great night, don't think these painkillers are going to shift this hangover.."

Burt: "sounds like you need A Mighty Joe Young, Bud.
Chet: "that should do it, two sugars please."
Burt: "Order up!"
Chet: "Damn Fine Coffee"

A Mighty Joe Young by Mooclockey February 4, 2023

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mighty young joe

Any probie firefighter named "Joe", who is prematurely balding, short & stocky, and has a pleasant personality.

Capt.: Who's gonna wipe down the Chief's car?

Lieutenant: I'll send Mighty young Joe

mighty young joe by the wetspot March 28, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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