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Meatsuck 

The slobering of female lips upon the male genitalia. See also blowjob and oral sex, but those words aint as great.

The current meatsuck record holder is the ALMIGHTY RONALDINO with a flabergasting 4 times in about like 2 hours.

This amazing 2:1 ratio of meatsucks to hours has yet to be topped by even the most luxurious of niggers and playa haters.

For more information send me $5 and i'll fill you in on how it works.
Ya boy: "Yo did you get that meatsuck last night?"

The boss: "Bitch why you even asking me that question you know im the meatsuck record holder of USA, got that gold medal muthafucker."

Ya boy: "My apologies for offending your greatness"

The boss: Damn straight.
Meatsuck by SteelerfaninPeru October 16, 2008

Meatsockin' 

The act of drunkenly hot tubbing in the nude. The half aroused male junk resembles a meaty windsock.
Party was awesome, had some drinks, went meatsockin'
Meatsockin' by Alan Shitty February 25, 2010

meatsack 

someone with an I.Q. that rivals most sacks of meat,after the grinder(if it was befor,the grinder, theres no way thay would win.)
"YOU MEATSACK!"... god damn it
meatsack by Da.N February 24, 2005

420 meat suck 

When you just kickin' it with yo girl and you finish yo blunt and she sucks you.

Or when you get a bj at 4:20
Yo my girl gave me the best 420 meat suck of my life yesterday.
420 meat suck by Cashin November 16, 2016

Cleveland Meatbucket 

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).
Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.
One who insists on cucking their health, environment and moral integrity to the meat industry
look at that fat cunt struggling to walk up the stairs, I bet he's a meatcuck
Meatcuck by Vzzzz November 10, 2017

meatsock 

I really slutty loose girl, that often has sex with men. Putting your weiner inside would be like putting it into a sock made out of meat
Dude, Bridget is a total meatsock.
meatsock by Devon Martinez September 23, 2005