McGuyver Smoker

is a very handy guy to have around especially when it comes to REEFER.
He can create a smoking device out of anything

Guy 1: Yo man we are out of papers.

mcguyver smoker: ok get me a toilet paper roll, a corckscrew, and some tin foil

Guy 1: we dont have a corkscrew

mcguyver: ok get me an avocado, an icepick, and my snorkel

McGuyver Smoker by samsongetsmelifted August 13, 2009

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Mcguyver smoker

A resourceful pothead. one who can make a smoking device out of anything

JD: Get me a Snorkel, an ice pick, an avacado, and some tinfoil...
COME ON IVE MADE MORE WITH LESS!

jim: dang JD... ur such a mcguyver smoker

Mcguyver smoker by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009

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mcgyver smoker

A person who smokes marijuana so much they have gotten used to improvising the tools they use to smoke such as an apple a corksrew and a swim mask

dude, you're suppose to know how to fix this shit your a mcgyver smoker

mcgyver smoker by Snake 06 June 1, 2006

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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