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mastrophobia 

Get away from me with your giant knockers woman, don't you know I suffer from mastrophobia!
mastrophobia by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012

Maskophobia 

The fear of wearing a face mask—when some people become mentally disturbed or paranoid of seeing their and others’ faces covered.
Guesstimate how many people globally suffer from maskophobia, who would find it hard to explain to the authorities why their psychological condition calls for a mask exemption during this pandemic.
Maskophobia by MathPlus July 24, 2021

Masterphobiac 

My friend lost his testicles in a dangerous masterbation experiment. Now he has vowed to never masterbate again. People now call him a Masterphobiac.
Masterphobiac by MikeCovert November 16, 2011

Massophobia 

Please don’t give me a massage, I have massophobia”
Massophobia by Kakarot_Cat November 26, 2017

Matchophobia 

The innate fear of matchplay in any sport, but especially tennis.
Jeff does pretty well at practices, but he suffers from matchophobia and loses every match.
Matchophobia by A matchophobia October 25, 2009

Matzophobia 

The large fear of Matzah. Being afraid of yeast-lacking-bread.
He had matzophobia, so he could not join his girlfriend's family for their Passover Seder.
Matzophobia by matzahgirl April 7, 2009