Marimite 

Short for "Maria-Sama Ga Miteru". A light shoujo ai anime commonly watched by horny boys looking for yuri.

Marimite is a very well drawn anime and manga series, with decent characterization and excessive use of French. However, it is constantly abused by yuri-fanatics. Despite only, like, two shoujo ai kisses.
The best part? NO FAN SERVICE!

Marimite by Hayley Hyuuga January 23, 2007

marmite motorway

bum hole

if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead

marmite motorway by D. Hine October 13, 2003

marmite superhighway

Quite simply, the 'anus' or 'butt hole'

Hi love. Fancy popping round tonight? I wanna take you up the marmite superhighway.

marmite superhighway by ShittierJokes November 1, 2017

marmite addict

a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix

I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

marmite addict by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009

Marinite 

Native of a secluded area on the mellow side of a famous bridge. Lives on a houseboat in Sausalito, or in a cliff-clinging edifice screened from view by steam from the hot tub. Preferred transportation is sailboat, bicycle, BMW or jogging shoe. Enjoys days on the bay, natural food, Ramos Fizz brunches, good neighbors and sunsets over Mt. Tam. Wants it all now, but will settle for a reasonable amount & monthly payments. Has endured floods, peacock feathers and mudslides on the Waldo, but would never live anywhere else.

Having lived anywhere else, a real marinite will always come home.

Marinite by Real Marinite October 26, 2012

Marmite bullethole 

A slang term for the anus.

I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.

Marmite bullethole by Original Steve September 30, 2007

Schrodinger's Marmite 

Something that you love and hate at the same time, like Schrodinger's cat which existed in a state of being both alive and dead. The quantum superposition of the two emotions (love and hate) may collapse at some point in the future.

Schrodinger's Marmite can be used instead of the term Love Hate Relationship

Bill "I really like watching YouTube videos"
Ted "I have a love hate relationship with it, for me it's Schrodinger's Marmite"
Bill "oh you are just too clever for me"

Schrodinger's Marmite by Mr. E. Mann. June 27, 2013