Lump 

Originated from a great song entitled "Lump" by 90s band Presidents of the USA, the slang term LUMP refers to anything good, bad or in between. For instance, lump may be used instead of gnarly, funky, cool, awesome or radical, for example "that hair-do is outrageously lump right now!". Despite this, the word may also be employed in a bad manner, replacing words such as cunt, fuck, titties, slut, whore or quite simply, "bad". YOU GO LUMP LUMP LUMP. It really depends on the context in which lump is used in, as sometimes this word may be misinterpreted. Be careful, lump is a valuable weapon capable of LUMP DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!

You are looking reasonably lump today my darling ;) (used in a positive context)
OR
You god damn LUMP! (used in a negative context)

Lump by sciencekidz27 September 7, 2010

Lump 

A small mass of matter of irregular shape; an irregular or shapeless mass; as, a lump of coal; a lump of iron ore. Often described as looking similarly to a bump.

"There is a lump of earwax in my eye."

Lump by blii February 21, 2003

Lump 

1. A great song by The Presidents of the United States of America.
2. Someone who does nothing but sit around.

Lump is a great song.

Lump by JOHNSON October 20, 2003

lump 

Protrusions from the body especially in reference to female body parts.

Fergie: "My lovely lady lumps"

lump by Useless Information August 19, 2006

Lump 

To laze about. Being inactive and unmotivated.

"All my wife ever does on her days off is lump on the couch watching tv or playing PS2"

Lump by Roxanne July 30, 2003

Lump 

Someone who tries to make fun of another but ends up offending every single person in this world using baseless accusations.

"That guy tried to make fun of me but ended up being a lump.

Lump by Noobyrex March 7, 2014

Lump 

Lump is a useless husband who doesn't have a job, doesn't pay bills, or doesn't do household chores.

When I got home today, Lump was playing videogames and hadn't fed the kids.

Lump didn't wash his shit-stained underwear and I'm not touching them.

Lump by Evelle1 January 25, 2017