Lonetard 

A combination of a Loner and a Retard.

(this word was created by aquaboy on the xbox.com forums)

Don't stick your finger in that lightsocket you Lonetard!

Lonetard by aquaboy July 30, 2003

lovetard 

a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.

i never get any. I'm a lovetard.

lovetard by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007

Longtard 

A tall person who is extremely uncoordinated

Tom: *Throws ball to Mitch*

Mitch: *Drops an easy catch*

Tom: Wow Mitch you're such a longtard

Longtard by Flagellah May 29, 2013

Lovetarded 

Cannot handle being in love; freaks out and cries; wants to run away.

She is lovetarded; therefore the relationship will never work.

Lovetarded by Blazeder November 28, 2012

Lobetard 

A stupid person who has a big lobe, is a libtard and you don't agree with.

Person 1- Did you just say that there is no such thing as an objective truth?
Person 2- Shut up lobetard.

Lobetard by A-ZSPEC September 12, 2019

LoseTard 

To be considered a loser and a retard at the same time, and representing both definitions completley. You may consider calling people this name when you are just kidding, or you may really mean it with a passion.

Say it was your best friend, you may call them a losetard for doing some sort of act of foolishness. If it a man who has hurt you and your best friend...then you may call him a losetard without any apologies needed. Afterall, he can tae it like a MAN. Except for Jason that is.....He's always womanly.

LoseTard by Monika And Sadie May 20, 2007

lovetard 

When people make a bunch of love-whoring crap (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.

ANOTHER drawing of her and her boyfriend kissing? Jeez, Sharon is such a lovetard.

lovetard by Scary Mary June 21, 2005