LMAOnaise 

Representation of the verb "Laughing my ass off" as a Noun and Object.

Created to likeness in sound to Mayonaise, by Ruliath.

See also: LMAOsine

OMG slap some LMAOnaise on THAT sandwich!

He just pwnt himself by slipping in LMAOnaise.

Grease up the ROFLcoptor with some LMAOnaise, I'm goin for a ride!

LMAOnaise by Ruliath January 11, 2005

LMAONAISE 

Laughing my ass off - not actually. I speak exaggerations.

Used to show the stupidity of other peoples statements when they overuse lol or lmao at something that wasn't funny

Girl 1: OMG LOL! I was there on the weekend too and he was totally checking me out! Isn't that so funny!!!11!!! LMAO!

Girl 2: lmaonaise!

LMAONAISE by FearMyAwesome February 13, 2010

lmaonaise 

lmaonaise is a derivative of 'lmao' - laughing my arse off. it can be used to express the extreme amusement of something whilst relating to the popular sauce which so many of us put on salad: mayonaise.

Other examples include lolcakes and roflwaffles.

Suzie: Grant I want your lmaonaise
Grant: awh shit.

lmaonaise by suzukio January 13, 2010

LMAOnaise 

the act in which a man shoots his load all over a womans face and then when she looks up at him with that dumb "i just got cummed on look" ... the man laughs so hard his ass falls off.

the other night, i was banging this girl and i blew LMAOnaise all over her face. it was so funny.

LMAOnaise by frederick nichols August 16, 2007

Lmaonaise 

To laugh so hard that you ejaculate.

"While watching Superbad, Peter Lmaonaised all over his new Dickies when he saw Fogall.

Lmaonaise by See Em Be June 18, 2008

lmaonaise 

when you want to say "lmao" (laughing my ass off), but want to be rockin' than everybody else.

charles: dude i just said a quite hilarious anecdote

michale-alexander: LMAONAISE!

lmaonaise by rancor June 6, 2004

lmaonaise 

like regular mayonaise but more lmao. Goes great on lolcakes

Steve: Would u like lmaonaise on that?
Simon: No i hate lmaoaise

lmaonaise by The Greasy Fiddler September 7, 2009