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Being an expert at whoring
That prostitute is a total kroeger
Kroeger by Shift Alt Delete January 10, 2009
n. Lead singer for the worst band ever formed. Many people who have heard the agony usually slice their penises off and hurl them towards Kroeger not for sympathy, but as a defense mechanism to get him focused on something else as you run off a cliff.

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Kroeger: photograph

Rest of world and portugal: tighten our nooses
KROEGER by Kirt Shu August 26, 2007
A totally gross ass douchebag of a man. Such as Chad Kroeger lead singer of nickleback.

Characteristics include, Thinking you are THE SHIT!
That guy hitting on me was such a "Kroeger"
Kroeger by JHYF August 18, 2009
A guys who can't get an erection without physically harming or berating a woman
That guy Michael is a real Kroeger he hits women at night And kisses boys during the day...
Kroeger by 87Gampo87 May 30, 2025

Chad Kroeger

Lead singer of Nickelback who has been singing while choking on a piece of steak he has been trying to swallow since the 90's.
Damn Chad Kroeger, swallow that piece of steak already.

Chode Kroeger 

Chode Kroeger by Mr Freeze. January 18, 2009