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gretchen kotz 

Hot, sexy, German, loveable girl who has the biggest heart and craves for adventure, Gretchens are typically blonde and smart and end up with guys named James, Fred, or Richie. Gretchens are extremely gullible yet have a sense of truth which makes them good girlfriends. Everyone loves Gretchens.
Did you see my girlfriend, she's a complete Gretchen Kotz!
gretchen kotz by Haute Girl March 1, 2017
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When someone comes to your place , drinks all your booze, rock n' rolls all night, and has sex with your mom/sister/girlfriend.
Bob: damn Jeff , you are hungover today huh?
Jeff: Holy shit yea, last night I went to Bill's place and pulled a Kotzo. I think I got his sister pregnant. Gimme a beer.
Kotzo by ZakZakzak October 19, 2012
A ridiculously attractive male, the perfect adorkable nerd that every woman wants to have.
See also: bootylicious
Wow I wish I could get myself a Kotzur!

Emma is dating a Kotzur, I'm sooooooo jealous :(
Kotzur by Diesal587 July 13, 2014
someone who is born with a bent penis
Dude, that guys got a dick like kotzy!
kotzy by Justin Acton November 5, 2006
Kotze is a german word for something really ugly. When you vomit - You spit: Kotze ! Got it?
das ist zum kotzen !
kotze by Oliver February 2, 2004
To crap one's pants at a business meeting, and then actually tell people about it.
"You won't believe this! Dave told me he Kotzed himself at that Board Meeting yesterday!"